why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

guess what>? your mum lol

penis in the camel

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Heskey time.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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