A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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it was all Tagart

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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