what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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