Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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