- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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