Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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people magazine

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Anti Joke

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