Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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