Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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