- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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