- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Caroline Kelly.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

YOU

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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