- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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