What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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knock knock? come in

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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