How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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