- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

knock knock? come in

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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