- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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