What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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