so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Please don't shoot me

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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