why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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