The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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