Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

A black man has a job.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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