- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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