What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Black people.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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