- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

I enjoy Popcorn

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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