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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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