whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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