Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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