- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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