Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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