- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What happened to my sunglasses?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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