- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What do you call an amazing person Good

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

A drunk guy walks into a car

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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