who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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