An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Albino African Americans

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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