- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

jd and zach loves vigina

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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