- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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