Roses are red, yup.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Y u do dis?

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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