- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

anti jokes are really funny

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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