Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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