- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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