- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Jordan is pregant

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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The duck didn't cross the road.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock Who's there

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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