a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Sex

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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