- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Racial Equality

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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