- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

The lion swallowed his pride.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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