Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What comes after 69? 70

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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