Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

binladin walks into the american seals

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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