- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Prostitution is bad.......

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why didn't he finish his

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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