- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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