- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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