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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

okay so theres this guy.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Justin Bieber

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

WILLY

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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