- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Where can I apply for janitor school?

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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