Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What's big and purple? Barney

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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