- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's worse than this That :(

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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