- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why did you poop because you are a poop

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Jews

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Women's rights

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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