- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

9/11

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the old man say? Im old

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??