- Anti Joke

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Women's Rights..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape