- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

the midget went to the midget store

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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