- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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