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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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