why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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