- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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