What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Turkeys are obese

What do you call an arab ?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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