- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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