- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Steven hawkings shook my hand

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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