so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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non poop

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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