- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

I have aids

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the old man say? Im old

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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