what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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