Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

aodhan hearty

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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