- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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