I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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