- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

the NAACP

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

12 in general

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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