roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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