- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

su algato es en fuego

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

chinga tue madre Ryan

Women's professional sports

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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