- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

So FDR walks into a bar.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

osama bin laden is dead

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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