- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Bob Saget

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Black People

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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