How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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