Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Democracy.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Anti Joke

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