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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

i named my son Frodo because he was little

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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