boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

A midget walked under a bar.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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