- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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