What's worse than a papercut? Dying

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Gus's mom

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

irish man drinking john smiths

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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