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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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