- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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