Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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