Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Your mums a potato

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Guest what? Dog

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What's the difference between a duck?

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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