- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Stop procrastinating.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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