What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

I'm going as the joker for halloween

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Your mom is so old she died

Knock knock. Get out!!

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What did the old man say? Im old

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

You sick fiend

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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