What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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