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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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