Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Stop procrastinating.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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