two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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