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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Shea's sty....

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yanter, Look it up

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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