- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

You tell me. I have amnesia.

2 + 2 = 4

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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