- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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