- Anti Joke

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

You just read this ..

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

82

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

You just read this ..

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle