- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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