Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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