- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

a black man did not eat chicken.

bryden is a faggot

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How do you spell eight? 8

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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