How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Gus's mom

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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