- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

A van drives into a car.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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