- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Boner

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

irish man drinking john smiths

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Not a joke.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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