- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Bryson got a concussion...he died

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