- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why so serious ?

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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