knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

thumb_up thumb_down +18

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

thumb_up thumb_down +18

SUCK MY NUTS

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

thumb_up thumb_down +16

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops