- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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