- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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