- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

All of these jokes are about white people

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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