- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's stupid a light bulb.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

This is a joke.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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