- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

a man checks his mypsace

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

women rights

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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