- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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