how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Anti Joke

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