- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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