Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Hey Shea

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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