- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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