What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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