- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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