- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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