- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Well this is pointless.....

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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