What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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