- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

penis in the camel

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

so how about that irline food

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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