What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Antijokes...

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

osama bin laden is dead

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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