- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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