What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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