- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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