- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

knock knock Goodbye

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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