- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

The holocaust

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What's your guys names?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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