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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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