- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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