Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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when debbie meets downer

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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