- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Women's rights

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A man died.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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