- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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