What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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