What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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when debbie meets downer

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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