your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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mikey is cute

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baloney sandwich

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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