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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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