Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Beka has AIDS

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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