- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Abortion.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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