- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

The child was fired from his job.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Smeg...

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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