- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

I'm Coming

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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