Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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