Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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one stop shop

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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I was watching Fox news.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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