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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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