- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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