- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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