- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

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