- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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