What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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WNBA

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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